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LETTER TO THE EDITOR | Let’s Write a Guest Column, Bro By Opinion Department · Wednesday, April 19, 2023
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Attention Lazy Fucks: Cornell Opens Walk-Thru Dining Hall By Dining Department · Wednesday, April 19, 2023
Cornell Study Shows Computer Science Majors, Engineers Have Negative Rizz By Science Department · Wednesday, April 19, 2023
Martharitaville No Longer: Puerto Rico Becomes the First US Territory to Ban Cornell Spring Breakers By The Cornell Daily Sun · Thursday, May 5, 2022
Incoming Intern at Amazon Forgets to Post Job Update on LinkedIn, Kicked Out of Dyson By The Cornell Daily Sun · Thursday, May 5, 2022
Forkified: Unlimited Forks to Arrive at Cornell Dining Halls (Fork Yeah!) By Dining Department · Wednesday, May 4, 2022
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Arts & Culture Section to Shut Down After Writing About Everything — And We Mean Everything By Arts & Entertainment Department · Wednesday, May 4, 2022
Research in Fruit Fly Mating Highlights a Joint Effort in Understanding Asexual Human Procreation By Science Department · Wednesday, May 4, 2022
Cornell Moon Club Petitions to Rename The Sun, Citing Moon Superiority By News Department · Monday, April 19, 2021
Board of Trustees Approve Name Change for ‘English: Get Lit’ Department By News Department · Monday, April 19, 2021
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Cornell Students, Athletics Faces Visa Policy as Cornell Revises International Student Enrollment Numbers