4/20 | Groundbreaking Study Proposes Fishy New Evolutionary Pathway

Homogeneity, Inequity and Exclusion Announced as Academic Theme Year 2025-2026

The University will dedicate $1 billion in federal funding to embrace homogeneity, inequity and exclusion as part of the academic theme for the 2025-2026 school year, according to a fax sent to the Cornell community on Sunday, April 31. 

BREAKING NEWS: Oscars Now Require Movies to Use AI

SUNBURSTS | 4/20: Broken News

4/20 | LETTER TO THE EDITOR | A STEM Major’s Take on the Humanities

How to Maximize Your Cornell Tuition

Head Coach Mike Schafer ’86 Announces Retirement, Plans to Make WWE Debut This Summer

“It all started with the brawl against Dartmouth,” Schafer said. “Just getting right in there with all those swinging fists was exhilarating.”

Cornell Adds ‘Gay Son or Thot Daughter’ Application Question

In the wake of Trump’s crackdown on diversity, equity and inclusion in admissions and the Sweat Tour starring Charli XCX and featuring Troye Sivan, Cornell has added a fourth required admissions question: “Gay son or thot daughter?”

Launching: Celibate Tuesdays!

Jack Strap had a change of heart, and our favorite Sex on Thursday columnists will h*e no more (only on Tuesdays).

An Editor’s Very Real First Time Getting High: Bear Spray, an Edible and a Midnight Visitor in the Woods.

What began as a serene wilderness escape became an unforgettable and very true 4/20 tale of an edible, bear spray, and an encounter with a 400-pound predator.

Dyson to Be Renamed Donald J. Trump School of Business Excellence in Business

After intense pressure from President Donald Trump, the Cornell administration has decided to make a swift change in branding, renaming the Dyson School of Applied Economics and Management to the Donald J. Trump School of Business Excellence in Business.

Cornell Revises Expressive Activity Policy, Allowing Students With MAGA Hats to be ‘as Disruptive as Possible’ on Campus

Following the University’s adoption of its finalized Expressive Activity Policy in March, administrators revised the new policy, allowing campus protests without restrictions, with only one catch: it can only be done while wearing “Make America Great Again” hats.

Critique of a Hotelie’s Napkin Swan

4/20 | EDITORIAL | We Give Up. We're The Chronicle Now

4/20 | LETTER TO THE EDITOR | Dump Rocco, Vote Shmocco

Matcha Marijuana Ice Cream: Freedom to be Stoned

Professor Cites Research From Columbia University, Triggers Students