Blast From the Past TA: “Last night, I was cleaning out my Facebook (for professional reasons of course), and I saw how I looked when I was your age. It was scary.” -Phillips Hall How Does He Wear gloves? “I had a dream I was dating this guy, but he had no fingers!!” -TCAT Morning, Kids! HD Prof: “I let my daughter’s boyfriend sleep over. I even go visit them in the morning to talk to them! I’m not making this up!” -Statler Personification “I write too hard, then the pencil breaks and I say ‘ouch’…” -Ivy Room Strut of Shame “Bitch, I parade you around before I have sex with you.” -Arts Quad Support “I hate when my bra spontaneously unstraps!” -Trillium Calculus Complications “If it curves into a frowny face, it is negative. It is ridiculous, but it’s the only way I can remember it.” -Thurston Hall Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays. Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta
OVERHEARD: TA’s, Professors and Pencils
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