Where Them Girls at? Sorority Girl 1: “How was your weekend?” Sorority Girl 2: “We went out with a bunch of weird girls and I was like, this is so dumb. I look like the only actual girl here.” -Ivy Room Long Distance Hungry Girl: “Tomorrow is Free Pancake Day at IHOP and the closest one is 35 miles away, dammit.” -Libe Cafe Prelim Problems Cramming Student: “OMG! A rainbow in Mann! OH WAIT! It’s just my tears reflecting in the light. Fuck you, Cornell” - #clubMann Headed South Enginerd: “What do you know about electrode migration?” ILRie: “It’s when an electrode migrates. You know, it happens in the winter when the weather gets cold.” Enginerd: “I feel like he’d pass you just for that answer” -Collegetown Brazilians in Cancun Pale Girl: “I can’t possibly wear that.” Tan Girl: “We’re not showing off our bodies, we just don’t like tan lines” -Duffield Gaga is Where? Boy: “My friend just sent me a picture of Lady Gaga and Oprah at Harvard. If they’re actually there, I’m going to kill her with jealousy.” Girl: “No one even likes Harvard.” Boy: “She should have gone to a gayer Ivy League school … like Brown.” -Carpenter Ithacation Girl: “There is no umbrella in my bag. What am I going to do?” Boy: “Yeah, there’s an umbrella right here!” Girl: “OMG, you saved my life. I would do so many sexual things to you right now.” -Goldie’s Mary Theresa Condosta is a sophomore in the College of Engineering. She can be reached at mtcondosta@cornellsun.com. Overheard appears Thursdays. Share this:EmailShare on Tumblr Original Author: Mary Theresa Condosta
OVERHEARD: Free Pancakes, Electrode Migration and Rainbows in Mann
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