But Who Will Be Beta? Guy #1: Dude, that’s what we can do for a business! Steal stuff! And then sell it for a profit! Guy #2: Yeah and then we can join the mafia. Guy #1: And we could be assassins! Guy #2: I’ll be Delta Force and you could be Alpha force. That’d be sweet, man! -Physics 2207, Rockefeller I Get Older and They Stay the Same Age Guy #1: You were talking to a freshman girl? Guy #2: No, a highschool girl. Guy #1: Even worse, man, EVEN WORSE! -Outside DKE Like, No Way! Freshman Guy #1: Dude, I totes did like five shots. Freshman Guy #2: Did you just say “totes?” Freshman Guy #1: No… -University Ave. Oh, THAT House Guy on phone: Yo dude, I’m by that big tree outside that house. Ya know, the one with all the sluts. -College Ave. Packin’ Some Heat In The Clown Car Girl #1: Lets have a party and invite some carnies.Girl #2: Where do carnies sleep?Girl #1: In the ferris wheel?Guy #2: No thats where they bang out.Girl #1: Then it must be in the Gravitron. Girl #2: Yeah, definitely the Gravitron. -CTP An Even Trade Inexperienced Freshman Guy #1: So I hung out with you know who the other day. Freshman Guy #2: Oh yeah? How did it go? Freshman Guy #1: Well I bought her a latte so now she should give me her viginity. I mean, that’s a given, right? -Appel The Very Hungry Caterpillar Girl #1: So we were studying and then he started inching towards me.Girl #2: Was he doing the caterpillar ass cheek sneak?-Martha’s The Herp ClubGirl: Is there such a thing as a herp? Not like, a whole bunch of many herpes, but just a single herp.-MVR Original Author: Rachel Neville
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