Bet you don't know what Hazel Gunapala '12 thinks about Valentine's Day.

On post-sex pillow chatter. 

In his last act as a Sun editor, Michael Stratford says goodbye to the paper that he helped grow.

Amyn Bandali '11 tells tales of love lost at the hands of middle schoolers, and innocence lost at the hands of a crazy uncle.

Ready to spend another Valentine’s Day at Club Uris? GoodCrush — a matchmaking website made especially for college students — aims to make bookish students reconsider their plans.

‘Tis the season. No, I’m not horribly confused. Despite the fact that I still have a wreath on my front door, I am well aware that it’s not Christmas. No, no, my dears. I’m talking V-Day.

If I were an incredibly lazy columnist, I would write an extremely generic article on how I have always been single on Valentine’s Day, how I contemplate killing every hand-holding couple on campus this time of year and how my only comfort this season is the free chocolate my Valentine (read: my mom) sent me.

Sometime in his illustrious and controversial career studying human sexuality, Alfred Kinsey said, “The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.”

“He’s just not that into you.” For desperate romantics clinging on to a relationship that’s lost all hope, it’s a painful line to hear. The movie He’s Just Not That Into You attempts to instill this very idea into your head by showing the relationship tribulations of various 30-year-olds. Based on Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo's best-selling relationship advice book, the movie focuses on the large gender difference in perspectives regarding burgeoning relationships. Separate “chapters” of the movie focus on potential problematic issues that can arise, leaving viewers hopeful that they will acquire the goldmine of relationship advice by the end of the film.

How many people actually understand food? We know how it tastes and we know when it is good for us, but do we know how it works and how to make it taste its best? As a sophomore nutrition student, I have dedicated my time to demystifying the great unknowns of food. Growing up in a family with a deeply rooted Italian heritage has nurtured me to be the self-proclaimed “foodie” that I am today. I am wildly passionate about chocolate, sushi, red wine, and freshly baked bread. Unfortunately, my favorite indulgences don’t quite mesh with my hopes to lead a nutritious lifestyle. Instead, I am embarking on an ambitious pursuit to discover delicious, yet healthful foods.

It’s possible that you have been spending the past week making elaborate plans that revolve around rose petals, silk sheets and a moonlight serenade; or, if you’re anything like the rest of us, you've forgotten to make plans and Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Lucky for you, the Arts and Entertainment staff has pooled together live music, dance and film for your Saturday night — so you can still rock out with your special someone (or your best buds … all of whom deserve a distraction from what might be the most loved and hated holiday there is.) But hey — love is all around. We take no liability for who might be caught by Cupid's arrow at any of these events.

SufferJets Sweet & Tart Valentine's Party with the Sutras