Body:

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times and you know this is getting old.

Last Saturday the Detroit Tigers defeated the New York Yankees behind Jeremy Bonderman’s solid 8 1/3 innings and, subsequently, Hell froze over. People in Detroit, who saw its team lose 119 games just three years ago, started to celebrate. Detroit players then sprayed champagne into the crowd, celebrating it’s most recent playoff series win in Rock City. Manager Jim Leyland was hoisted on the shoulders of his players and paraded around like an idol. It was even reported that the first-year manager danced with the team inside the clubhouse after the game. The celebration rivaled that of winning a World Series — what a difference a few years makes.

Deckhead:

That's Kuhls, Baby

Body:

Everything still feels so new, it’s as if they started only yesterday — their makeshift desk sits in the front right corner of the training room inside the Friedman Wrestling Center, which is where they set up camp. Flyers, they admit, might have been a little late getting out to the public. But to Mark DiSalvo and former Cornell assistant coach Clint Wattenberg ’04, everything is unfolding according to schedule in regards to their master project, the Finger Lakes Wrestling Club.

Deckhead:

That's Kuhls, Baby

Body:

It’s not even six in the morning, and yet Red junior first-team All-Ivy tailback Luke Siwula is wide awake, already having showered and had breakfast before heading out to his grueling summer workout. Not many people are up with the roosters on these Friday mornings, and yet, despite the small chance that someone has tried to get in touch with him at this odd hour, Siwula checks his phone anyway — on the screen reads the alert that he has one new text message, sent only minutes ago from offensive coordinator Clayton Carlin. In plain black text it reads, What are you going to do to get better today?