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As the semester moves on, does the walk to class every morning seem to get longer and longer? Rather than blaming a lack of sleep or a loss of motivation, blame the expanding universe. Millions of government tax dollars have been spent studying the phenomenon and the least you could expect in return is a good excuse to be running late. While this excuse may work on an unexpecting art professor, it may lead to a lengthy lecture if used unwisely on your physics TA.