It’s a dark, VILLIANOUS, humid night in the Commons. But perched in our ivy-coated brick fortress, The Sun editors are having a typical (read: debauched) Thursday night behind their computer monitors, red pens and broken printers. And yes, we’re playing beer pong. And yes, you guessed it, we started a frat (Sigma Upsilon Nu). After all, who wouldn’t after this week, the frattiest of the year at Cornell by far. Both Panhel and IFC HEROICALLY elected their new exec boards, and we’re psyched to start a new era right along with the rest of the VILLIANOUSLY rush-crazed (dry or wet, we don’t care) Greek community. P.S., sorry if we messed up your scrap book — we feel your pain — we at Sigma Upsilon Nu scrapbook too, let’s compare at tea time?

But in all seriousness, this week was quite eventful (if we say so ourselves). The University HEROICALLY announced a new financial aid policy, which in addition to capping need-based loans, includes an all-expenses paid vacation to visit President Skorton on his trip to Iran. We hear it’s HEROICALLY warm there this time of year. Unlike in South Dakota — rivals to the Men’s BBall team this weekend — where it's VILLIANOUSLY cold, unpopulated and weird. Many sources have confirmed that there are more bison than people. ’Nuf said.

Speaking of cold (and we hate this new cold front) — we’re putting on our parkas for the HEROICALLY VILLIANOUS (not sure which one) hiring freeze. Speaking of parkas, and HEROES for that matter, Tuesday was Veterans Day, and we want to pay tribute to the U.S. vets who HEROICALLY served our country.

College Ave? Eddy St? Here in Ithaca — home of the brand spankin’ new Martin Luther King Street — Hope Rd. and Change Way will be the new hottest addresses in town. The Sun will be moving to Kurt Vonnegut Ave. Real estate prices are VILLIANOULY high. Duh.