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Sorority Girl: We were making out and I was like, okay, you could be my fourth cousin.

Friend: He wasn’t, right?

SG: No, no.

Friend: Okay ... good.

— Trillium

Concerned Girl (to drunk friend): Are you okay?

Drunk Friend: Why would I be wrong?

Girl studying for Psych: So we know that’s how social norms are in America. But you know, in other countries, it’s different. Like in Norwegia ....

Friend: Did you just call Norway Norwegia?

Guy at bus station: Wait a minute. It comes at six o’clock and thirty seconds? Am I reading that right?

— Green St. Station