Welcome to the "Berry Patch," we got fun and games ... wait, no, that's the jungle. And we're not Guns 'n' Roses. We're not funny. We're not out on the town right now. We're putting together this newspaper while everybody else is out participating in some major debauchery.


But if we were out, we'd be telling you about the "Berry Patch," this lame-ass space where we will oft spout nonsense at the masses. Call it a perk of the job. Call it "editorially irresponsible" or what have you. The bottom line is this: we've got a voice and you don't (unless you write to us, of course -- see below). So there.


By the way, if you take the Berry Patch seriously, you're beyond help. You really are.

Archived article by Sun Staff