Engineering a Break

Boy 1: I was just thinking, what would you do for a day if you didn’t

have any homework?

Boy 2: (long pause, thinking) I really have no idea. ... What would you

do?

Boy 1: ... shit, I have no idea either ...

Boy 2: Man, that’s kind of sad.

— Engineering Quad

Disgruntled Employees

Employee 1: What is there good to eat?

Employee 2: Nothing.

— Okenshields

Tit-alating

Boy: You can sleep on your own titty. ... that’s how many titties the bitch has.

— Outside of Olin

Perks of Seniority

Freshman: Oh man, I left my soda downstairs.

Senior: Hey, while you’re going downstairs can you grabe me a Coke from the fridge?

Freshman: I wasn’t actually going to go downstairs, I was just gonna let it go.

Senior: You know what’s longer than a walk to the fridge? A walk to North Campus.

— Collegetown House

Drive of Shame

Girl 1: (shouting from dorm window) Haha ... walk of shame, bitch!

Girl 2: (outside walking in) No ... I didn’t walk back. I drove back from Alpha Delt!

— West Campus