Ever heard someone walk up to a bar and order a Hot Titty? Me either. I do hope to someday, though, so I’m going to perpetuate a drink recipe that I think cocktail.com might have made up (I found it while reading through lists of drinks on another site).

¾ ounce cinnamon

schnapps

¾ ounce peach schnapps

grenadine

1 optional egg (presum

ably cooked)

Layer into a shot glass, placing the grenadine on top. Crush the egg into your mouth and take the shot.

There are, of course, plenty of actual drinks with names that might make you refrain from ordering them in front of your grandmother. The most well known is probably a Sex on the Beach, but there are always more to be found...

Sex on the Beach

1 ½ ounces vodka

½ ounce peach schnapps

2 ounces cranberry juice

2 ounces orange or

pineapple juice (or a mix)

Mix ingredients in a glass with ice; stir.

Sex on My Face

½ ounce whiskey

½ ounce coconut rum

½ ounce Southern

Comfort

½ ounce banana liqueur

splash cranberry, orange

and pineapple juices

Pour alcohol into a tall glass with ice. Add a little bit of each juice and stir.

Orgasm

½ ounce crème de cacao

½ ounce amaretto

½ ounce triple sec

½ ounce vodka

1 ounce light cream

Pour all into shaker with ice; strain into glasses.

And here’s one for the whole family...

Flaming Blow Job

1 bottle Jack Daniels

2 gallons Everclear, or

another very high-proof

liquor, if you can’t get it

1 quart chocolate milk

5 cans whipped cream

Pour liquor and milk into large punchbowl. Spray whipped cream on top and set on fire. Let burn until flames go out (but pay attention to it!).

Serve in glass canning jars (mason jars) if you can. And please be really, really careful with this drink if you try it. It’s not only on fire but also ridiculously alcoholic.