The Glee club catches the love bug, and a little bit of mononucleosis. Plus, they sing some "Silly Love Songs."

This episode will show couples how to win, how to lose and how to tie on Valentine's Day.

For the contestants, Valentine's Day means three things: family, chocolate, temptation.

You know them. You’ve seen them, talked to them, had the darkest corners of your lonely existence interrupted by the intrusive glare of their emanating love rays. You pass them in Ho Plaza, praying that their heavy-handed PDA is only the first staged scene of a sexual health demonstration. Their first language is couple talk, but they’re also fluent in condescension. They have little-to-no sarcasm perception, which turns out to be quite handy.

They are the human manifestation of Valentines Day, and you can’t help but hate them.

How many people actually understand food? We know how it tastes and we know when it is good for us, but do we know how it works and how to make it taste its best? As a sophomore nutrition student, I have dedicated my time to demystifying the great unknowns of food. Growing up in a family with a deeply rooted Italian heritage has nurtured me to be the self-proclaimed “foodie” that I am today. I am wildly passionate about chocolate, sushi, red wine, and freshly baked bread. Unfortunately, my favorite indulgences don’t quite mesh with my hopes to lead a nutritious lifestyle. Instead, I am embarking on an ambitious pursuit to discover delicious, yet healthful foods.

It’s possible that you have been spending the past week making elaborate plans that revolve around rose petals, silk sheets and a moonlight serenade; or, if you’re anything like the rest of us, you've forgotten to make plans and Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. Lucky for you, the Arts and Entertainment staff has pooled together live music, dance and film for your Saturday night — so you can still rock out with your special someone (or your best buds … all of whom deserve a distraction from what might be the most loved and hated holiday there is.) But hey — love is all around. We take no liability for who might be caught by Cupid's arrow at any of these events.

SufferJets Sweet & Tart Valentine's Party with the Sutras

This past week, every guy I know watched the Super Bowl ... and every girl I know watched He’s Just Not That Into You. Sure, plenty of girls will wait until this weekend to see it. But, for most of the girls I know, seeing a movie like that on Valentine’s Day without the requisite box of tissues, pint of Ben and Jerry’s and frumpy I’m-feeling-sorry-for-myself-pajamas is not an appealing option. The ghosts of Valentine’s past have left us with enough sense not to spend our Valentine’s Days watching women who look like Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Aniston struggle to get guys to love them.