OK, so that’s not exactly true, which may be why the children’s book of the same name didn’t do nearly as well as its predecessor. Still, peeing is of great importance — it is number one, after all — and there’s probably a lot that you do and don’t know about it.

For example, you might not know what gives urine its particular color, but you most likely know that public urination is acceptable for dogs and not for humans. I could start off this column with some humorous personal anecdotes, but I don’t want to be scolded for “unprofessionalism,” so let’s just dive right in:

My pee is yellow