This week, Scott Eidler compares two similar shows — Modern Family and The Middle.

Before you go party hard tonight, watch Party Down: Starz's satiric telling of the harsher side of following your dreams. 

"So... All of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will: Where do you want to start?"

Oh, The Vampire Diaries ... Seriously? Are you going to reference one of the few great vampire films to come out since Nosferatu in your title this week? Are we to be so brutally set up for hope, only to be doomed to depression and disappointment?

It has happened: The much anticipated (?) return of The Vampire Diaries to our televisions. This may be called the Spring Break edition recap.

Let me spin a little tale for you. Follow me and imagine!

Welcome, ladies and gents, children of all ages, to this week’s Lost recap.

It is said that what we learn from television can be formative to our growth as individuals. If this is true, then much of what I learned growing up was courtesy of The WB. A network like no other, The WB had a unique brand and voice that spoke to a younger generation without alienating older viewers.

From “The Other 48” to “All the Good Cowboys have Daddy Issues,” from “The Man from Tallahassee” to “The Man Behind the Curtain,” the writers of Lost have taken great pleasure in peppering their episode titles with puns and one-liners.