Sunday marks one of my favorite food holidays of the year, the Super Bowl. It confuses me every year that Thanksgiving is applauded as superior to this epic holiday, because comparatively the food is so much better. Plus, on Thanksgiving you have to make awkward conversation with your perpetually single uncle. On Sunday, all you have to do is fight for a seat on the couch and stay quiet during the commercials.

On Thanksgiving, one must get dressed up in his or her finest and wait around all day while the turkey cooks, the potatoes are mashed, and the stuffing is combined. The wait is endless as you try to kill time watching the Macy’s Day Parade (the best part of Thanksgiving).