Cornell Police officers are expressing concern regarding what they have identified as a recent uptick in the number of reported thefts on campus. More than 50 cases of grand and petit larceny were reported in the last three months alone, according to CUPD.

A peculiar rumor has been floating around the Cornell campus for last few years, the origin and duration of which nobody is exactly sure. It’s one of those unwritten anecdotes bandied about from dorm rooms to lecture halls, never confirmed yet often taken at face value as fact.

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