The 161 things list is all about getting caught. Apart from the obvious (#1: Sex in the Stacks. Duh.), there are plenty of entries that can get you into trouble. These range from the boring (#90: Males — Get Thrown out of Balch Hall) to the commonplace but always amusing (#47: Do the Walk of Shame) to the sounds fun but never going to happen because I’m too lazy (#122: Go on a Road Trip to Canada, Flirt with the Border Patrol, Smuggle Booze Back).

I’m not really sure why “Get J.A.’d for drinking in your freshman dorm” didn’t make it on the list, but there is clearly no shortage of things that you can get in trouble for at Cornell.