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How Green People Stole My Lunch Tray

Yevgeniy Feldman  —  Feb 16, 2009

I need to speak up. A few weeks ago, I was robbed. There was no police report. There was no campus-wide alert letter to tell the student body that a Cornell Daily Sun columnist was robbed. My assailant is no better off, and (laughably), he claims that I am no worse off. In fact, he claims that this is a very special type of robbery which benefits me. And the environment.

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