Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. For those of you with an adventurous side, I’ve compiled a short field guide to dating in the outdoor scene.
The Cold-Smoke Snob
Where to find him: Knee-deep in powder somewhere out West, or in Ithaca, locked in his room pining over pictures of the Rockies and ski movies.
The date: Somewhere cheap with good dark beer (hint: sketchiest looking bar in town).
Pros: Probably has a season pass and can get you a discount on a lift ticket.
Cons: No (girl)friends on a powder day.
The Sport Climber
Where to find her: Rockin’ all the 5.13 routes at the Gunks.
The date: Lindseth/Noyes climbing walls, if you don’t mind being shown up by a girl.
Pros: The body.
Cons: The attitude.
