When Cornell Dining recently revamped its uniform policy, mandating that employees in the ever-so-hip(ster) Green Dragon wear hats, student-employees started to complain. Hats?! Really? Clearly appalled by this fascist proclamation, our team of crack reporters has consulted with a slew of fashion experts — from Nylon to latfh.com to Tim Gunn — in order to develop “alternative” options that will please these individually-minded students. So, without further ado, here is the list of suggestions ...