How do over 3GB worth of music sound blasting from those earphones — did you steal those too? That’s not counting the 10GB+ worth of Heroes episodes you ripped off of DC++, your ever-growing collection of movies you downloaded from Mininova and your still leeching Windows 7 incomplete file. Put down your protest signs pushing for an increase in Cornell’s monthly bandwidth cap just so you can torrent some more and listen to my case.
Yeah, I’m talking to you, information thief.
Technology came accompanied by pick-pocketing ninjas disguised by numbers and programming codes ready to steal your goods and services. And you? You’re part of this exponentially expanding army. Not just a soldier, but, as an average college student, you’re the general, the one leading the pack.