Oh McGod! George O’Malley is McDead. Commence the McVent. There are several very large lessons to be learned from George’s tragic death. Number 1: Jumping in front of buses is a BAD idea. Number 2!: If the writers of Grey’s Anatomy begin to give your character shitty plot lines, that’s a pretty solid indication that for all fictional standards, you are now on the Death Row of Primetime viewing. I would like to take this time to propose my argument that George O’Malley is dead because they had nothing else interesting to do with his character. Implications for the real world: keep busy and be bizarre so God has reason to keep you written in his plot lines of Planet Earth. Oh the things I have learned from ABC.