Love is undoubtedly the most powerful force on Earth. Lovers have been known to schlep all the way from East Buffalo Street to Balch just to swap bodily drippings and infect each other with whatever microorganisms they might be carrying. Love compels otherwise logical and intelligent women to trample each other to death outside of bargain bin wedding dress sales, stuff themselves into Wonder­bras, and deny the existence of farts. Even more remarkable is love’s ability to transform the most rugged of men into eager lapdogs whose sole purpose for existence is to debate whether or not Jay is being faithful to Whitney on The City. By the way, if you ask me, Jay is totes playing Whitney and is going to hook up with Danielle next week.