By Benjamin Keep

Everyone wants you to click “agree.” This has got to be the 15th time I’ve updated iTunes; each time, I’m greeted by the ubiquitous end user license agreement (EULA) and each time I scroll quickly to the bottom to click “agree” without reading the theretos and the wherefores and the hereins. Contract readability may have improved since the Marx Brothers famously parodied it (“The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part”), but contract language remains obscure.