If you’re a freshman and reading this, chances are you’re feeling one of two things: homesick or hung over.
If you’re hung over, you’ll be just fine at Cornell. Mind you, I’m not saying all of Cornell is made up of drunken debauchery … just most. But then again, it is college, and it happens. Even when you wake up the next morning and groggily think, “Oh God, that was a mistake!” chances are you’ll make that same mistake again and again. And maybe one more time next semester.
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before. Your parents aren’t here, you can stay out all night, you can do whatever you want, blah, blah, blah. Even if I wrote a long dissertation about why it’s OK to have fun you should always be responsible, we both know you’re not going to listen.