Summer is still going strong, and as we all flock outside to stock up our melanin supplies before winter once again embraces this campus, we are all suddenly reminded of how out of shape we all are. Sure, everyone made plans to get/stay in shape over the summer, but that nine-to-five job with accompanying after-work drinks really got in the way. Now you’re stuck running up East Buffalo Street or pretending like you know what you’re doing in the gym, all in the name of reclaiming the figure and endurance you had in high school.

Rock out: The author (left) demonstrates bouldering, getting some help up a rock in the Gunks.